Well hello there Mr. Wonderful.
I know, I know, you think you're really cool.
But I've got news for you baby,
This girl is no mans fool.

You know lastnight, when I waited for your call,
Ummmm surprise, I wasn't alone.
There was this very handsome gentleman,
Snuggled nicely by my phone.

Remember that movie you talked about?
The one you wanted to see.
Well as you were out with her,
He was, well lets just say,
Very comfortably watching that movie with me.

Now you know I've listened to your lies,
Entirely way too long.
And heard your pathetic excuses,
Till my mind was nearly gone.

But wait, hold on,
This storys far from done.
Oh my darlin little man,
With you I've just begun.

See I finally decided,
That two can play that game.
And you know that trip to see my sister?
Well sweetie I actually had other plans.

Now why are you turning so red?
And your nostrils beginning to flair.
You were the one who made these rules.
And I was playing fair.

I'm really sorry for my laughter.
I'm trying hard to hold it in.
Just thinking of the way you played,
And how you thought you'd win.

See my ma'ma always said,
"Never toy with anyones heart".
But you just waltzed right on,
And casually ripped mine apart.

Now many nights I sat alone.
And for your my heart did mourn.
So sweetcakes listen to me carefully,
Hell hath no fury,
Like that of a woman scorned.