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Toerag
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0 posted 1999-11-10 07:19 AM


A Dear friend of mine from Oklahoma has asked that I send him this poem, and two others for a book he's having published...It's not a book of Poetry, but of his life and some of the interesting and strange people he's met....(Don't guess I need to tell ya what category I fall into do I?)....

I know you've heard of the Titanic,
The Movie's brought this ship much fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya hear 'bout the Mayonnaise?

Hellmann's Mayonaisse was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
And sandwich lovers grieved from afar.

The whole world mourned the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they declared a day of mourning;
And called it "Sinko de Mayo."

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Nan
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1 posted 1999-11-10 07:39 AM


I'm giving a copy of this one to Bob Ballard - He's a really down to earth guy - I'm sure he'll appreciate it... I think he's opened a new store in Wood's Hole selling the stuff...
Watcher666
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2 posted 1999-11-10 07:41 AM


Too cute!!

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Toerag
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3 posted 1999-11-10 07:52 AM


Nan.....I hope he does appreciate it? Is he the guy you said that lives near you at the museum?
Pepper
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4 posted 1999-11-10 08:09 AM


very cute.....lol

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Michael
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5 posted 1999-11-10 09:13 AM


Tragic, indeed, Toe...hahaha
Good thing for me I'm a ketchup lover.


Michael

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6 posted 1999-11-10 09:15 AM


Out west here we use "Best Foods" *wink*
~X~

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7 posted 1999-11-10 09:17 AM


Thanks for the repeat, sweets... this one always brings a giggle! *G*

Guess I would have been more flustered
If my preference wasn't mustard! *G*

hoot_owl_rn
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8 posted 1999-11-10 12:28 PM


LOL
Nan
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9 posted 1999-11-10 03:05 PM


Hehe... Hey Toe - Bob Ballard was the chief scientist on the vessel that discovered the Titanic - It's all right here in my town - yep - LOL - It used to be called WHOI - But we'll be renaming the place too - WHO'S - Wood's Hole Oceanographic 'Stute
Martie
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10 posted 1999-11-10 03:36 PM


Oh no, tell me it wasn't
Best Foods. I think you must be one of the interesting people your friend has met.

Isis
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11 posted 1999-11-10 10:50 PM


LOL Down Under too!

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Denise
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12 posted 1999-11-10 10:55 PM


Another gem from Toe!

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13 posted 1999-11-19 08:09 PM


HA applauds!
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