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Justin Appropriate
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since 1999-11-09
Posts 6
Just South of No Where

0 posted 1999-11-09 02:03 AM


Shhhhh...be vary vary quiet, I'm hunting me a wabbit!


I saw the wabbit, I did, I did,
I shot but missed, oh fooey.
Dat wabbit makes me fwip my lid,
Da way he tawks so scwooey.

Dat quazy wabbit wawks up to me...
Says, "what ya huntin' Doc?"
Den smack, smooches my lips ya see,
O dat weally cweans my cwock.

O making wabbit stew will be so fun,
And I can sell da wucky feet.
I borrowed Marvin's super duper ray gun,
Oh da fate Bugs soon will meet.

Silly wabbit, just had to twy it,
Twix in the stute we Justins inhabit.
Shhhhh...be vary vary quiet,
I'm hunting me a wabbit!


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Justin A.

© Copyright 1999 Justin Appropriate - All Rights Reserved
Watcher666
Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

1 posted 1999-11-09 01:41 PM


LOL!!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Aurora's Fire
Junior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 28
Oshawa, Ontario, Canada
2 posted 1999-11-09 05:48 PM


*L* very funny. At subway we now have all the looney tunes toys and my toy to promote is Marvin .
hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
3 posted 1999-11-09 07:00 PM


laughing
Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
4 posted 1999-11-09 09:38 PM


I knew I couldn't twust you people. Come on, come on, come and git me!

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Justin Thyme
Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
5 posted 1999-11-09 09:51 PM


Hey Justin! Where is that old Elmer Fudd?
I thought he was shooting at rabbits?
I haven't seen *YOU* for a while, there, l'il bud,
no, not since you chased all those habits!

And I don't mean bad habits like smoking and such,
no, Justin, you know what I mean!
But maybe I shouldn't be telling that much,
the first Thyme at the 'stute that you're seen.

But, geez, little buddy, remember last year
when you lickety-split from the joint?
I guess Sister Mary had something to fear--
but no habits now? (Get the point?)

So you come to THIS 'stute after being released
from the convent on Madison Square...
Now you're talking like Fudd (guess your game hasn't ceased)
and you say you are chasing a hare?

You didn't think that I would recognize you...
did you, dear cousin, you nut!
I'll tell you a secret, pssst... it was your name
that made this case open and shut.

You couldn't fool me by talking like Fudd,
'Cause I don't fool easy, you see...
so, cousin of mine let me give you advice
to avoid all the 'stute misery.

Stay away from Nurse Cratchet, she's no nun, (soitenly)
and she'll chase you around with her broom.
And when all the 'Toons start invading the joint,
you'd be better off in your room!

You'll never catch rabbits in here, don'tcha know!
(And the guy who's called Bugs is insane).
So put down that broomstick you're calling a gun
and forget it! Your stews on the brain!


sincerely yours,

Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

6 posted 1999-11-09 11:13 PM


You guys never get tired, do you?! Cute!

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Denise


Sally S.
Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847
Ohio
7 posted 1999-11-10 12:11 PM


laughing....too fuuny.
Justin Conceivable
Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16

8 posted 1999-11-10 12:48 PM


I tawt I taw a puddy tat???
oops wrong rubber room
Justin C.

Justin Appropriate
New Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 6
Just South of No Where
9 posted 1999-11-10 01:03 AM


U Did!, U did! tee a puddy tat,
An he hat great big eyes...
An he hat great big teeth...
An he gonna eat U all up too!
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Justin A.


Tweety
Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26
stute, of insanity, Passions to be more
10 posted 1999-11-10 08:40 AM


Whare tha Puddy Tat, Whare tha Puddy Tat?






[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 11-11-1999).]

A.Vertysing
New Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 3
Dolgeville,N.Y.U.S.
11 posted 1999-11-10 05:34 PM


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We're here my friend to help
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This space for rent

[This message has been edited by A.Vertysing (edited 11-10-1999).]

Sylvester
Junior Member
since 1999-11-11
Posts 16

12 posted 1999-11-11 07:42 PM


Shufferin' Shuckotash... I'll get that Tweety Bird yet.. They can't keep him in that 'Shtute for long... I'll get 'im when he flies da coop!!


Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

13 posted 1999-11-11 07:44 PM


Hi Tweety and Sylvester! Nice to see you both!

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Denise


Tweety
Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26
stute, of insanity, Passions to be more
14 posted 1999-11-13 07:26 PM


Bugs Bunny, me here for ya hop on in and we'll go for a cwuise.





[This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).]

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