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What's a Toerag?
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What's a Toerag? |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Toerag, a Toerag, Have you ever seen such a thing? What exactly is one? Does anyone really know? Is it a remant of a sock, that covers just one toe? Now I am a timid guy, really rather shy. This I can not deny, But I wonder why? Toerag isn't shy. He likes a milky thigh. The girls all want to cry, Cause he looks on the fly. He seems to like to war. On Balladeer to score. Some days he's rather sore. Beaten to the core. He has a happy wit. does not act like a twit. He doesn't seem to flit, Around, except a skirt slit. He is the greatest guy. On that you can rely. He always will reply. A friend you can't deny. (scurring back to my corner to hide) |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Wemembah me oh Bashful boy You bwushing one dat is so coy? You used ta say I was yaw fwiend You pwoved untwue boy in de end. And now you want ta pway wit Toe? I tink he might just wanta know Dat yawl do anyting to eat A wucious meal dat can't be beat. So heed dis wawning Toewag deah Don't bewieve a single word you heah Fwom dis cwazy one who wuvs ta eat He might just wike yaw tasty feet. ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
Toerag is the smelly left over part of the sock that you give the dog to play with *winkinatcha Toe...* ~X~ ------------------ "We have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" (Tombstone epitaph of two amateur astronomers) |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL |
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Grumpy Junior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 11 |
Bashful!!!!! You DIDN'T tell me you were leaving the cottage today and going to the Cyberchat Cafe. Snow White WAS really worried!! Report home immediately!! Mine shift starts soon. Cute poem I suppose too. ------------------ Grumpy Poet and Critic :( |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
lol..... |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
I wemembah you, you little hair. I wemembah the way you said you care. My plight to you was just a game. Now you nudge and call me names. I have a freind in nursy true. She is sweet and never blue. She treats me well and never scorns. I never see any nasty horns. She gave to me from her dear heart. Now they ask me to depart, From her side, my loyality show. She is my friend, I will never go. So this I tell you, this is true. Do what it is you have to do. Get your lawyer, Pay him well. There is nothing he can do, pray tell. You do what you have to do. With much fanfare and aduie. Remember where you are my dear. Insanity to a judge is queer. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
ohh Grumpy!! (hiding in the bushes, the entire bush shakes with me) I will be there in two shakes of a lambs tail.(or is that a ewes tail?) Oh my poor princess!!...(cheeks flushed a violent rudy) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ya don't know what a Toerag is?....It's just something everyone kicks around....makes fun of, takes advantage of, and writes mean, untrue, nasty things about.....and after I've been so nice to everyone here too! This is why I drink yanno? (Well, there may be one or two other reasons, but that's as good as any).....LOL [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-11-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
What is a Toerag you do ask? Explaining him is quite a task. He is a most endearing man And in this gal, he's got a fan. No finer being's ever lived. We all count on the smiles he gives. A bigger heart, you'll never find Incredible wit, magnificent mind All wrapped up in a gorgeous view This compassionate friend so true! Whatever a Toerag may actually be The world could sure use more such as he! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...ooops... Suthern: So true..  HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Well Toe you old sock ya! Think you need a drinkin companion? this old boy hasn't had a good stiff drink in way too long. You buyin? (blushing) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bashful....sure pal....c'mon over...I'll buy all night...I haven't had a good drink in..........in............over an hour! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I kind of like X Angel's view... LOL... But we all know what is true... Only our Toe will do. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Toe...sure thing there pal...be right over...I'd love to add a red nose to the red cheeks I generally wear. *hic* |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
I tawt I taw a toewag somepwace.  [This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
What's a Toerag? Hey, I know The definition's clear. I've got my Funk and Wagnell's And it spells it out right here! Back in the days of Quaker life, Those old colonial times, The folks used different punishments To fit perspective crimes. The town whores, for example, wore The scarlet letter, "A" Petty thiefs were locked in stocks, Their buttocks on display. For those that said horrific puns The kind that makes one gag They took the big toes from both feet And tied to them a rag. So all there knew those feet had been In one's foul mouth once more. Thus, toerag is synonomous With puns extremely poor! (I'd like to add a postscript To this little poem of mine. A Toerag here at Passions can Do much to make it shine!) |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
LOL!!! I'd like to add a simple retort... (If I knew what that meant) That a toerag is a special sort, (albeit rather bent) You can not find in dictionary (he doesn't own a book) A creature this extraordinary (I can not bear to look) It's rather hard to explain (the thought just makes me cringe) That a Toerag's never plain (he looks "FAB" in all that fringe!) He reminds me of my "bestest" friend (now THAT is downright STRANGE!) A true confidant til the end (bring on the firing range!!!) The simply is no definition (oh GAWD, I'm going to be sick) And so ends this inquisition. (someone call a doctor, QUICK!) |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Well thankyou all for your replies.You all have been so helpful. A clearer picture I couldn't have (confused more then before) of what this creature is. The next question is...What's a Balladeer? |
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Snow White New Member
since 1999-11-12
Posts 6The forest, USA |
Hey, that better not be the prince you got lined up for me! ------------------ |
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