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Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch

0 posted 1999-11-05 11:53 AM


So Elmer boy you're in the 'stute
And Justin Thyme 'cause you're quite looped
You should have been there long ago
'Cause you're a cwazy quy, ya know
A lunatic, I'm here to tell
You've made my life a livin' hell
And Justin Kace they set you loose
I'll be a huntin' Dr. Moose
I know they think you're both the same
But 'cwazy' is their middle name
And you can't twick me anymore
'Cause I'm not cwazy that's for sure
So fingerpaint with 'Artiste One'
-I'm so welieved they took your gun
'Cause now ol' Fudd you are no match
And now I wule your cawwot patch
Just watch your back for Nursie Cwatchet
I hear that gal swings quite a hatchet
And Andwew Scott says you tawk funny
I must agwee - I'm no dumb bunny
Hey, Andy boy, ya got a cawwot?
I'm quite a wavenous wascally wabbit!

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-05-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-05-1999).]

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Watcher666
Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

1 posted 1999-11-05 11:56 AM


ROFLMAO!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
2 posted 1999-11-05 11:59 AM


beep-beep!!
Justin Thyme
Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
3 posted 1999-11-05 12:16 PM


'Dis place is Looney Tunes.
I can't believe this! Brother!
They're letting cartoons in this place
like one and then the other!

Hey, Justin Kace, my brother, dude!
Do you see all these 'toons?
They're flying in like tweety birds!
These are a bunch of loons!

I think I'll paint a painting
of Moose beneath old Cratchet...
When all these cartoons gather round,
the door, I'll just unlatch it!

The Doc and Cratch' and all their crew
will deal with animation...
while all the Justins slip right out
and head for the railway station!

-JT

Pepper
Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
4 posted 1999-11-05 12:45 PM


Love those 'Toons!!!!
lol

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A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire!

Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

5 posted 1999-11-05 07:04 PM


How many Looney Tunes are in this 'stute?
hehehehehe

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Denise


Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
6 posted 1999-11-05 07:24 PM


The more the merrier, I welcome all to my paradise. Come visit sometime, but there's a one way pass for most that have stopped on by. Enter at your own risk!
Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

7 posted 1999-11-05 07:27 PM


hehehehehehe!!!!!

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Denise


Justin Kace
Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82
Oz
8 posted 1999-11-07 04:58 PM


HEY!!
Was that the Road Runner I just saw running through???.... Being chased by Toerag?

Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
9 posted 1999-11-08 08:04 PM


Shaw sounded wike him, but waaad he go?
Shaw wooked wike Toe chasin him...so?
Which way did dey go, which way did dey go?

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

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