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Toerag's True Story
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Toerag's True Story |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Okay you kids at home...."I'm an expertly trained Toerag/Asshole....don't try this at home..... I was drivin' to New Orleans, A friend of mine and I, Cruisin' down to Mardi Gras, Drivin' bout 85. We were listnin' to the radio, One of them trivia shows, Drivin' in a Mustang, With a cellular phone. The DJ asked a question, Said "We'll take caller number nine." I musta dialed the telephone, about a dozen times. The question that he asked them was; 'What's it say upon, Smokey Bear's hat my friends, That's today's question." I finally got the DJ, He said, "You're caller number nine, Congratulations fella, You called us just in time!" He again then asked the question, But said I answered wrong? The answer that I rendered was; "Hat made in Taiwan?" He laughed and laughed until he sobbed, And though the answer's wrong, Would I like to have a job?, Cuz your mind is really gone! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO! I love the poem, sweets... and the story it tells!!! You call this a story true I'm sure that DJ never knew The answer on call number nine Would be from a Toerag mind Completely right, though incorrect "Made in Taiwan" was just perfect! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Speaking as one who works within that intangible media of sound, I found your answer to be perfectly acceptable. I would have awarded you the prize on humor alone. As for a job? Clearly the man was insane.  |
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once Junior Member
since 1999-08-26
Posts 16 |
I love your stuff! Can't wait to see if you've posted something each time I log on! What does that say for MY mind? |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag, You have a fertile mind toe Some day I'll plant a seed And let it grow. |
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BrightLight Junior Member
since 1999-09-07
Posts 45 |
You are so very good, it's a joy to see all this humor floating around in here. I never know what I will find, but it's always entertaining. Thanks for the smiles. |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
Thanks for the laugh...seems a few of us needed it today!!::::::::::: ------------------ Words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels. ~Isis~ |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Toe you always crack me up!  You should have taken him up on the job, then we could listen to your crazy self every day! *LOL*!!! ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You seem to be quite the character. Always a good laugh from you! ------------------ Denise |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks one and all.....words of encouragement such as these are good for my mental stability.....What stability you say?....Good point! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
and I never even opened my mouth Toe...*g* HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. [This message has been edited by RainbowGirl (edited 09-15-99).] |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL...Toe I think I would have given you the prize too. That was a good answer!! Keep on smiling and bringin em' here to share! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
But Toe my friend.... This tale can't end We cannot guess You must confess The words on Smokey's Hat, you see!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I think the hat says, Ranger....? |
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