Long John's Terrible Shipwreck!

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Lucie
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since 1999-06-20

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Houston

0 posted 1999-09-21 10:36 AM

LongJohn was in a shipwreck
with his dog and one of ‘Deer’s ewes
It was supposed to be a three hour tour,
but it was the topic of the 6 o’clock news.

For weeks they were stranded on this isle
they didn’t see a ship or rescue jet.
So they made a nightly ritual
of sitting and watching the sunset.

One night the sunset was magnificent
the kind you see in a photograph book.
When Long John started feeling romantic
and gave the ewe his most masculine look

He started to cuddle and whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
But the dog started growlin, was jealous
was having none of this business, you hear?

Well the weeks went on until one day
up the shore a young beauty did wash.
Seems she also had been in a shipwreck
Long John’s prayers had been answered by gosh.

Later that week they shared their ritual
of watching the sunset at night.
Long John started to get that same feeling
and eyed the beauty that basked in his sight.

Quietly he leaned over and whispered
so no one could hear as they talk.
Say sweetie could you do me a favor
take that damn dog for a walk.

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

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Illinois

1 posted 1999-09-21 10:39 AM

ROFLMAO!!!! Good one Lucie! LOL hahah.
Go get em Lucie!

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

2 posted 1999-09-21 11:35 AM

But that's not the final chapter,
That's not how it ends,
Cuz after this another ship wrecked,
With a guy named Gilligan.

Now Gilligan was lonesome,
and too was innocent,
LongJohn became aware of this,
and offered to share his tent.

They fell in love as time went bye,
Cuz LongJohn's just "that kind of guy"
They lived happily ever after,
Formed a threesome on their isle of Pleasure.

They named their sheep Miss Friday,
They loved their little world,
The dog just disappeared that day,
He'd found the perfect girl!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 1999-09-21 11:37 AM

ROFLMAO... Lucie and Toe... if this doesn't drag that sailor out to play, I don't know what will!!! Excellent work... both of you!

Lucie
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since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

4 posted 1999-09-21 01:45 PM

haha Toe you crack me up!

Poet deVine

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Hurricane Alley

5 posted 1999-09-21 01:50 PM

LOL! Thanks for the smile today! Very cute!

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

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Illinois

6 posted 1999-09-21 06:57 PM

Back to the top it goes.
C'mon LJ where are ya? LOL

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

7 posted 1999-09-21 07:44 PM

Lady Lucie: Rolling on the floor doing the laughing thing too! What a way to blast those masts and fill em full of holes. A most righteous broadside to scour the decks clean.

Lucie
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since 1999-06-20

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Houston

8 posted 1999-09-21 10:46 PM

He's hiding.. the turkey!!! hehe (or should I say salami? hehehe

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

9 posted 1999-09-21 10:53 PM

Damn that sheep! She told me she was going to Ewerope! ROFLMAO!!!!!Lucie, this was terrific......and a nice assist from Toe.

PhaerieChild
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since 1999-08-30

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Aloha, Oregon

10 posted 1999-09-21 11:45 PM

Love the double team play there!!! Still laughing!!!

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

11 posted 1999-09-22 07:07 AM

Now I know LongJohn's been sailin' 'round these shores?....I saw his sails over on the adult forum....Where ya at sailor?

Lucie
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since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

12 posted 1999-09-22 07:41 AM

I know thats right Toerag.. I dont want my masterpiece going unnoticed by Popeye the sailor man!!!! hehe

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

13 posted 1999-09-22 07:45 AM

Pegleg's just trying to work up a proper snooty sniff! LOL. Which is tough when you can't stop laughing! *G*

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

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Illinois

14 posted 1999-09-22 01:07 PM

Ok, back it goes to the top. Long John's thinking hard I bet. Maybe he retired from war, or maybe he was thrown overboard!!

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

15 posted 1999-09-22 06:08 PM

Maybe the sheep has him busy. Back to the top.

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