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Nan
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0 posted 1999-11-11 10:11 AM


I just received the weirdest email - Maybe one you poets can figure it out for me. Who could this strange guy be????
All it said was....

WANTED - HEAD OR ALIVE





[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 11-11-1999).]
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Poet deVine
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1 posted 1999-11-11 10:19 AM


From the looks of this, I'd have to say he's one of those men you call on a 900 phone line for phone sex!
hoot_owl_rn
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2 posted 1999-11-11 10:25 AM


LOL.....hmmmm.....did it say Stud for rent or what??
Alicat
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3 posted 1999-11-11 10:41 AM


Hmmm...looks more to me like a customer service representative answering yet another damn question about what the little button with "Start" labeled on it does...either that or one of them there incognito dudes who clandestinely work for the IRS.

Alicat

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4 posted 1999-11-11 10:53 AM


I think Alicat may be onto something here.. I think this guy is showing us the secret hand salute of the IRS!!!!
JTF
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5 posted 1999-11-11 12:07 PM


What's the Buzz about ? ... I'm sure this guy is a poet ... and a damn fine one !
athena
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6 posted 1999-11-11 07:14 PM


I don't know who it is, but he's sorta cute. When you find out, let me know.


athena

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To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Time to turn back and descend the stair --

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Julie
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7 posted 1999-11-11 08:11 PM


My guess.....IT'S RON! After the system crashed...
Nan
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8 posted 1999-11-11 09:45 PM


Hehe... Good guess my friend Julie
But I do know Ron - and that ain' HE !!....

Sunshine
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9 posted 1999-11-11 10:28 PM


No way to backtrack to the culprit?
Ron
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10 posted 1999-11-11 10:57 PM


Mmmmm... Are those dead bugs on the floor? Could that be a clue?

Watson! Bring me my magnifying glass immediately!

suicidal dreams
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11 posted 1999-11-11 10:58 PM


IT WAS ME!

oh wait not this one sorry.

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Poet deVine
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12 posted 1999-11-12 12:10 PM


I don't see any dead bugs! (I see a bird but no bugs). But if this guy works in this cubicle, he's too neat!!! Where are the paper clips...the pens...the scattered 'office debris'? Maybe he just sat down here to make a long distance call?
Ron
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13 posted 1999-11-12 02:35 AM


No dead bugs? But that's a computer behind him, isn't it? That has to be bugs if there's a computer in the room!

(Sorry, guess I've been working on the new software too long. This guys name wouldn't be Justin, by any chance???)

Justin Kace
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14 posted 1999-11-12 07:15 AM


I got here Justin Thyme
With this short rhyme
To tell you all
You've got some gall
To blame Justins
For this guy's sins
Let me remind
You we're refined
We're Justin Sayne
We would not feign
Just be assured
That this picture
Is someone though
Whom you all know....



[This message has been edited by Justin Kace (edited 11-12-1999).]

Justin Consistant
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15 posted 1999-11-12 07:15 AM


Well, I can tell you
it is not this Justin
I only wish my feet
could fit in those shoes,
and if I wore that thing
he has on his belt
it would self destruct
before I could
even put it there.
I count to five
and shake it back and forth.
I wouldn't even concider
talking on a phone
of that color (yuck).
Lastly my personality
is much more classey
than his could ever be!

[This message has been edited by Justin Consistant (edited 11-12-1999).]

Nurse Crachet
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16 posted 1999-11-12 07:44 AM


I don't have a clue
but he can come work
at my stute anytime.
If anyone knows this man
tell him to come
and place an application
for an interesting job.

Poet deVine
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17 posted 1999-11-12 08:01 AM


Wait a minute! Is that a purse I see on the left side of his computer? No, it couldn't be, there's a computer cord plugged into it....hmmmmmmmmm......

[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 11-12-1999).]

Iloveit
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18 posted 1999-11-12 09:38 AM


lololololol I know, I know, but I am not telling *big grins* of course I will ditto JTF while I am here
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19 posted 1999-11-12 01:03 PM


It's GOT to be Toerag! That's how I would imagine his office to be...no books, no papers, and bragging about his counting abilities!
Pepper
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20 posted 1999-11-12 02:22 PM


I agree with Balladeer...didn't Toe mention he has a mustache?.....
Toerag
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21 posted 1999-11-12 02:28 PM


Do who?...Do what?...Yanno? ya take away the charm, the perfect body, the handsome mustache, the gray hair that shows maturity and wisdom, and all ya got left is Balladeer?
Besides, would someone as kind and sweet and calm and quiet as me be givin' the finger to anyone?...come now....think about it?....Me?

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-12-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-12-1999).]

Justin Thyme
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22 posted 1999-11-12 03:53 PM


I guess I got here Justin Thyme
to straighten out this scene.
Excuse me while I check on this,
you DO know what I mean....

*dammit, why do I always have to help figure these kind of things out for people...grumblegrumblegrumgle... where's my mirror... oh there it is*

Ummm....

It's not me, I'll tell you that,
I'm looking at my face.
And I don't look like that at all!
Perhaps it's Justin Kace.
No, wait! It can't be Justin Kace,
because he is my twin!
And I'm sure what he looks like 'cause
he's uglier than sin!

He looks like ME and I like he,
that certainly is true.
Now, Toerag, you're denying that
this picture isn't you?
Perhaps it is the Wizard who
we've searched for high and low.
Nah! Can't be him, he won't be found,
and why we'll never know.

When "Justin" was a guess of Ron's,
I checked my mirrored face.
But as it were, it weren't me,
and wasn't Justin Kace.
One day you'll see the Justin twins,
a fact we can't refute,
unless we stay forever here
within this crazy 'stute!

Until then, who the hell is this
who's waving to this place?
Let's get a name and tack it on
to this familiar face!
Denial's not a river, see,
in Egypt all the Thyme.
So don't just wave your finger at
ol' Cratchet in her prime.

I bet this guy is at the 'stute
disquised as some cartoon.
And with my luck, he'll sneak right up
while wailing at the moon!


just me,
JT


Toerag
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23 posted 1999-11-12 04:11 PM


Well, yanno Ron's got way too much class to be shooting a bird to anyone, (except to maybe me?), and he's way to good looking to be Balladeer, so?, I just have no idea who it could be?....(Brad Pitt? after he got sick?)
Menage Numero Trois
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24 posted 1999-11-12 08:03 PM


I am not too sure but hee has thee look of a man who needs sometheeng wee three have!
What a sexy wee thang he is, and showing us his leetle birdie too.
*kisses*
~Trey

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vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit

Julie
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25 posted 1999-11-13 01:19 AM


No..no...no...no, you all have it wrong...this isn't a man...it's a woman in drag and by the looks of those tennis shoes enjoys yard work and I think (he/she) has been smushing those bugs on the floor with the tennis shoes...
hoot_owl_rn
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26 posted 1999-11-13 10:18 AM


I don't know, but take a look at that hard drive would ya
Munda
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27 posted 1999-11-13 11:20 AM


Hey, that looks exactly like me....but then totally different !
Poet deVine
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28 posted 1999-11-13 11:20 AM


Ruth! Thanks for pointing that out. I love a man with a big hard drive...and not a floppy in sight!
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29 posted 1999-11-13 11:26 AM


Now he can be anyone ya want him to be
and do any thing ya want him to do!





[This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).]

Toerag
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30 posted 1999-11-19 08:16 AM


Yes, anything yall want me to do.....(ladies only please)....just dial 555-Toerag
Marilyn
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31 posted 1999-11-19 09:10 AM


ahhh so it is the Toerag....lol. I had suspected it all along...*giggle*. You are a cutie sir. I take it you do not like having your picture taken? (the reason for the bird?) lol.
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32 posted 1999-11-19 10:47 AM


Toerag: Could you give the area code for that number, please??? I mean, you're worth trying every single one.... but that time could be better spent! LOL
caroline
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33 posted 1999-11-20 08:06 PM


What a cutie

Surely whoever took the photo must have told ya to watch the birdie, right? *LOL*

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Sally S.
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34 posted 1999-11-21 11:49 PM


You know...??...Toe, you look a bit like that handsome actor, what's his name? Price? No, no, not Vincent...um.....er....Jonathon?? Ya, I think that's it! Jonathon Price.
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35 posted 1999-11-22 12:02 PM


So many cuties around here!

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WhtDove
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36 posted 1999-11-22 09:03 PM


Yanno it's scary you and Bally look so much alike! LOL should have know it was you flyin that bird!
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37 posted 1999-11-26 08:13 PM


Hehe~I thought the same as Julie!
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