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toilet troubles |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Toilet Troubles Two old mates were stuck in the pub And had more than their fair share of beer, When lunch time came they missed out on their grub With resultant effects quite soon to appear. At last Bill said to Jack,“I’ll have to head for the loo, Now you hold on to my place at the bar, He staggered, as slowly the crowd he passed through, He thought that the toilet can’t be very far. It wasn’t very long before a scream rent the air And Jack knew that old Bill was in trouble, As quick as he could he got up off his chair And headed for his old mate on the double. In the toilet he found Bill, his face white as snow And Jack knew he was nearly ready to chuck it, Bill said,“As I flushed the toilet I was grabbed from below, Jack said, “ you’re sitting on the pub’s new mop bucket.” Lindsay |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You did a great job of this!  I heard it as a joke but when he flushed, he had WAY more troubles! LOLVery funny! |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
This is as crazy as ever! I will miss your poetry for awhile but I promise to catch up when I get back home. |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
Thanks LIndsay, I love your jokes poems. regards yann |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Mysteria Earl and Yann, thanks guys for making comment, I was begining to think it wasn't as funny as I thought but you have restored my faith. God bless. Lindsay |
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