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The Contest And All Points Bulletin |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer had this gal, She was quite a sight to see, One boob was a "C" cup, The other one a "D" They entered a little contest, A wet T-shirt competition She took first and second place, 'Deer' got honorable mention. __________________________________________________ I just watched the news Couldn't believe my ears, The police are hunting a suspect, Our beloved Balladeer. They said that Balladeer, Hi-Jacked a panel van, It was loaded with Viagra, A crime he had well planned. They've called an all points bulletin, They're looking far and near, For that "hardened criminal The poet Balladeer. [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-05-2010 10:00 AM).] |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Quite the poem from an "old softie" such as yourself.  |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Oh no, poor `Deer~! He has some catchin` up to do.. watch out, Toe...! haha ~A |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Kethry D Member
since 2010-04-12
Posts 64Australia |
I love the sound of poet wars in the morning. A poet must leave traces of his passing not proof. |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Seriously Toe, Viagra and Balladeer? I hear the drug can do wonders, but it can't work miracles... :P Funny stuff friend, you guys are redunkuless! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, Richy, now that was painful! I thought we were friends and now I see Toerag has twisted your brain and sense of reality. The man has to be stopped!!  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Toe I can quite imagine the girl winning the wet T shirt compeition but I think you are being a bit hard on poor old Balladeer but it did give me a smile. Lindsay |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Lol sorry Balladeer, it was nothing personal, its just a case of age versus gravity yes? And don't blame Toe, my mind was twisted way before I got here  |
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