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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

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0 posted 2011-04-12 07:29 PM

My Lips
don't match!
I've been
to the Dentist
and he lopsided me!
I smiled.
It was funny,
my numb lip drooping
as the other side
curled up at the corner.
I was laughing hysterically
because the hygienist
(that lying little cutie)
said it wasn't really
noticeable....
It just felt that way.
I was so relieved!
I had groceries to buy,
and here
in the mirror
the truth is revealed.
It's as obvious as
my newly acquired lisp.
Not a thing I can do
but grin
and bear it.
Because,
I’ve been
to the Dentist,
my lips
don't match!
He lopsided me!

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

1 posted 2011-04-12 08:41 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha / Pictures please!!!!!!!

~ At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war. ~

dreamgal
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since 2011-03-17

Posts 442

2 posted 2011-04-12 09:53 PM

Ohh dont ya hate that! I once had to get my 2 wisdom teeth out at the same time, and boy was i swollen, looked like someone punched me in the face. lol
Good description ha

Dreamgal

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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3 posted 2011-04-12 10:45 PM

Jerry-hahahahaahah no!

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dreamgal-wisdom teeth are the worst
i looked like a chipmunk! LOL

Lori

JerryPat2
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4 posted 2011-04-12 10:51 PM

Drat.

~ At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war. ~

Honeybunch
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since 2001-12-29

Posts 7115
South Africa

5 posted 2011-04-13 11:57 AM

We've all been there, Lori. Back to normal now I hope.

Helen

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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6 posted 2011-04-13 12:06 PM

Yes, all better! But it was awfully funny at the time.
Lori

Sunshine

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7 posted 2011-04-13 12:10 PM

Yep...been there, done the dribble...bit the inside of my cheek...done that all right!

Too cute!

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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8 posted 2011-04-13 12:17 PM

I felt quite lucky I missed the drool. LOL

dreamgal
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9 posted 2011-04-13 01:16 PM

Reminds me of a piece of comedy Bill cosby did about his trip to the dentist. Dont know if you seen it it was hilarious though.
Not to be gross, but he talks about how after you try and spit, in the bowl, it wont fall, and how he's embarressed and takes his hand and trys to pull it out of his mouth without the dental assistant noticing. You would of had to see the visual of him doing it to get the full effect.
Or maybe your glad you didnt Lol

Dreamgal

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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10 posted 2011-04-13 01:31 PM

I'm glad you are enjoying my humor.

Lori

ken206573
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11 posted 2011-04-15 02:27 PM

Hehehee! Nice poem

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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12 posted 2011-04-15 03:21 PM

Glad you got a laugh!

steavenr
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13 posted 2011-04-15 10:05 PM

reminds me of that old joke whose punchline was "now that I've taken Hadicol (age-sensitive product of bygone years) I can spit all over my chin."

...look at it this way...you got a free sample/preview of botox! ...smiling with at least one side of my mouth... :}

OwlSA
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since 2005-11-07

Posts 9347
Durban, South Africa

14 posted 2011-04-16 12:59 PM

Giggles, Lori - loved your poem. You DO realise, don't you, how cute and beautiful chipmunks are - but then you are cute, as everybody keeps telling you!

Owl

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

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Fair to middlin' of nowhere

15 posted 2011-04-16 07:40 AM

Steaven and Owl, I'm so delighted you are enjoying my humor! Thanks for letting me know. Makes my day!
Lori

Alison

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16 posted 2011-04-30 08:35 PM

Oh I do love this. I have never drooled, but I do call my girl friend after I have major dental work because she loves to hear how funny I sound. It amuses her and helps me stay on track until I get home. Lori, this is a poem that I really enjoy.

Alison

Marchmadness
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17 posted 2011-05-01 07:23 AM

What a cute little poem, Lori. I hope you have your smile back now.
Ida

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