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Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

0 posted 2008-09-28 06:56 PM

Bones starts waking up in the morning
with bites on his body.

It makes him uncomfortable,
and very itchy.

He starts developing scabs
where he’s scratched himself.

It’s a problem,
because he can’t afford
to make himself look
unattractive to clients.

Mom’s not sure where they came from,
but they’ve got themselves a case of bed bugs.

After a while Bones gets used to it,
and stops scratching.

Bobby

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

1 posted 2008-09-29 12:50 PM

Rub him all over with apple cider vinegar

Bobby and he'll be like a new dog.

Lindsay

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2008-09-29 08:55 AM

Thanks LindsayP,

Now if I had only known that in my bed bug days.

Bobby

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

3 posted 2008-09-29 04:08 PM

My mother said during the depresion  someone made a lot of money (until the public caught on) with an ad that claimed
a sure-fire way to kill bedbugs. When people sent in the money they recieved two small blocks of wood with instuctions to place the bedbug on block one and hit it with block two. They couldn't be  prosecuted because it did, indeed, kill bedbugs, just as advertised.
                                    Ida

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

4 posted 2008-09-29 06:26 PM

Thanks dear Ida,

Hey, don't give people ideas. That's a funny one.

Love Bobby

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2008-10-02 05:04 PM

"bones bed bug bit"....trying saying that three times on my pills!!!

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

6 posted 2008-10-02 08:26 PM

Thanks Toerag,

I hope you were able to do that.

Now don't let the bed bugs bite.

Bobby

tripton
New Member

since 2008-10-08

Posts 2

7 posted 2008-10-08 12:21 PM

Bedbugs are found every where no doubt. Now we have many treatment against it. The easier one is the better. The treatment pack given by deadbedbugs.com is effective and easy to apply. Have just applied in my house.

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

8 posted 2008-10-08 01:00 PM

Thanks Tripton,

For commenting on my poem.  I feel honered that this is your first post here, and it's on my humble poem.

Bedbugs seem to come in waves over long periods of time.  At one time they seemed to disappear in North America, but I understand they are now back.

Good luck ridding your house of them.  They make life miserable.

Bobby

kanashe
Member

since 2008-05-21

Posts 59
america

9 posted 2008-10-09 03:05 PM

i loved the alliteration you used for the title, its very clever. i remember when i was a little girl and my father used to use the phrase "dont let the bed bugs bite" beautiful piece as always. much enjoyed

-ashe

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

10 posted 2008-10-09 03:13 PM

Thanks dear Kanashe,

I'm happy you enloyed this poem, and that it brought back happy memories for you.

Love Bobby

skinny
New Member

since 2008-10-14

Posts 1

11 posted 2008-10-14 03:25 AM

Heard of the wordings sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite in my childhooddays but now find them coming behind me. thanks for the advice Tipton. Will get a package from deadbedbugs.com to remove them from my house.

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

12 posted 2008-10-14 09:08 AM

Yo Skinny,

Thanks for reading and commenting. Welcome to the forum.

Bobby

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