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Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2007-08-31 10:02 AM

I got what must assuredly be junk mail.
It said: I need you to check out
these Rolex watches.
So I replied saying:
Okay they have to be in Braille.
But when I tried to send it
I discovered you don't let you "reply" to those!
Still, my heart is filled with vengeance.
I want to GET all those rotten spammers.
I want to report them to their sysops!
I want to RUIN their accounts!
I want to send them nasty letters
they cannot ignore!
And make them squirm
make them SORRY beyond belief,
and so terrify and frighten them
that they will never send another piece
of unsolicited mail again!!!
Isn't there a way to GET these people?
At least I think they are people? ...

Floating in the frigid, windy heights
of the stratosphere
Southern Cross

Snowflake From Hell
Senior Member

since 2003-07-10

Posts 777
My own little Icey Oblivion

1 posted 2007-08-31 11:20 AM

blah spammers...they should be lined up and annoyed with stupid pointless matters like the things the send out

I am the little cracked mirror

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

2 posted 2007-08-31 01:45 PM

My brother liked to eat Spam.
Why not
Green Eggs and Spammers???
gruesome thought.....
Do you have anti-spy SW installed?

PoloniusFicklebottom
Junior Member

since 2007-06-27

Posts 17

3 posted 2007-08-31 03:20 PM

great topic!!

now you need one about the nigerian bank accounts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7amBkTDNM will you marry me?^

poloniusficklebottom.org

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

4 posted 2007-08-31 04:04 PM

Nice writing...must be somebody responding to the spammers spam or they wouldn't keep doing it...People of America...stop responding to spammers...show some spunk and delete all the junk...James

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

5 posted 2007-09-01 12:39 PM

Nigerian bank account?
Haven't heard that one.
Have you heard the one about the pelecan and the spider?
Sunshine has ...
Or the one from Italy that says that you have been randomly selected to win a million;
(Lira, I presume)
and guess what happened?
Then there was the one I got from somebody who I thought must be a fine, upstanding person, which said if you either forward this message to ten of your friends something good will happen; or to twenty of your friends and Microsoft will pay you, and guess what didn't happen?
Then there was the one I got from someone on this very forum that said ... uh ... never mind.
Well right now I got some kind of cold. My knows is running and I better go catch it, and my feet are smelling also.
Ha .... ha ... hachooooooooooooooo!

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