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Open Poetry #41

Frying Pan

mdwhite
New Member

since 2007-08-04

Posts 5

0 posted 2007-08-07 05:45 AM

I am lying on the floor dizzy, and really can’t tell you why;
I see stars in front of me but they are not up in the sky;
I was having a great day, talking to my wife;
We was talking about our love and our great life;

She ask me about my health, she ask me about my work
She ask me about my sister, and my brother-in-law the jerk.
She ask me about my father, she ask me about my mother.
She ask me about my Aunt, she ask me about my brother;
She ask me to mow the lawn, she ask me to take out the trash;
She ask me to look at her arm, because she has some rash;
She ask me about her hair, she ask me about her shoe;
She ask me if her pants made her look fat, and I said, Yes you bet they do.

So I am lying on the floor wondering who I am;
Next to me on the floor is a Frying Pan.

Martin D. White
Author
Living The Simple Life
Simple Life Poetry www.livingthesimplelife.com www.poetstage.com
Publisher- Poetic Monthly www.poeticmonthly.com

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2007-08-07 09:05 AM

Hope it wasn't cast iron!

My mom clobbered my dad once with one of those things. He needed 15 stitches to his forehead.
(No conversation prior to the blows, either.)

Dominique-Simone
Senior Member

since 2005-11-12

Posts 643

2 posted 2007-08-07 10:02 AM

HAHA... Well at least your honest.

hunnie_girl

Member Elite

since 2006-06-18

Posts 2567
Canada

3 posted 2007-08-07 02:39 PM

ohhh this is the highlight of my day I love it!!!
Krysti.

~fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me~

BBGrrl
Member

since 2007-07-17

Posts 181
BC, Canada

4 posted 2007-08-07 02:41 PM

*grin*

Funny. A little less forwardness might have resulted in a different outcome.

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

5 posted 2007-08-09 04:49 PM

Hope you learned the lesson, never tell a woman she looks fat...its a setup...some are looking for a frying pan occasion...ha..James

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