Disbelief
From The Chocolate Monster
(very unserious)

The CHOCOLATE MONSTER was flying about the Internet
and these sad words she did hear.

“CHOCOLATE is bad for your teeth and makes you fat!”
And! And!
Not good for your health.
In utter disbelief this made her so sad she fell off her
CHOCOLATE BROOM.
Oh! My! She did exclaim.
CHOCOLATE bad for your teeth here is her solution
Brush after each meal with....
CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE.
CHOCOLATE makes you fat.
Never!
Exercise on your
CHOCOLATE exercise machine and also get lots of fresh air
walking about with vitamin enriched
CHOCOLATE milk.
Her latest research
with a highly educated individual
reveals
DARK CHOCOLATE is very healing for the heart.
Now as this person moves about in their
healthy life style
of
the non-CHOCOLATE world.
The CHOCOLATE MONSTER will continue to spread CHOCOLATE
happiness to all CHOCOLATE lovers
of
the world.

The Chocolate Monster
2/01/09